September 9, 2008

Damn Raiders...



Now as you know I'm a huge Raider fan.. yeah we lost 41-14 last night (no you're not dyslexic.. that was the score) and I promised I didn't want to talk about this travesty today, but the sting has worn off some (a little hence the picture) but I came to vent about the characters at my job who think the loss is funny. Why did some old YT lady who's never ever even watched past the first quarter of a football game come and run to me first thing this morning and tell me "Wow the Raiders sucked last night" How about you take a tall glass of STFU on your way out of my cubicle before you get hit with a Raider embossed heavy cofee mug (and I don't even drink coffee) How you gonna tell me my team sucks when your team lost Sunday too?? *waves at Niner fans*

Then if that ain't enough, my bosses boss comes by my cubicle and says.. "Wow your Raiders were HORRIBLE last night.. what happened?"

MOFO what you mean what happened?? We lost BIATCH! (had to throw some Too Short on that last syllable) Do you need a recap? They scored.. and scored.. and scored.. and scored.. and we DIDN'T!!!

Let's not even mention the voice mail first thing this morning from my drunken sales rep who happened to attend the game, but is a Viking's fan, but couldn't resist leaving me a message that sounded like this: "What in the hell happened to your sorry a$$ Raiders? They suck a$$! I can't believe I just sat through that horrible show of football.. your quarterback's iq is registered on his jersey.. yeah iq of 2 - that's it.. the Raiders need lessons on protecting the football.. no pass rush.. oh man you guys suck"

Never so much in my life have I wanted to do this to a grown ass man through the telephone receiver...

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I swear they got one mo time to come at me before I have them make it official in the employee handbook.. "You must wait until at least until Wednesday following any loss of the Raiders before you make any snide comments to Raider fans or suffer the consequences of a beatdown" Yup.. I vote for this new rule!!

7 comments:

A. Red said...

Wooooo Sahhhhhhhh honey. I'd rather go shopping then get you out of the slammer.

Raider_wifee said...

Thanks Red.. I'm trying to be calm.. it just ain't easy with these lunatics running around here acting like our loss is the Apolcalyspe..

Jay Curtis™ said...

A to the men on that. I can't wait when the Raiders and Niners start whoopin arse again. It's been over a decade since my Niners dominated. I'm saying now...once we get out of this rut, I will not be humble. It's gonna be Kanye x10 on anyone hater. But for now, I'm at the point where I'm handing out lollipops and azz whoopings...(and I'm running out of lollipops).

Anonymous said...

Yo don't think I didn't get grief from these sorry ass bandwagon Falcon fans!! I HATE THEM. And tell the druck ass salesmen that it isn't our QB that has an IQ of 2, it's our freaking O LINE! BYATCH!!!

Jay I'm fresh out of lollipops myself!!

Raider_wifee said...

Oh Lawd.. let's not get my bestest friend involved in another convo with my sales rep *covers eyes, mouth, and ears*

Jay - you are a fool for the lollipops!! LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Fellow Raider fan checking in. Be strong my sister.... the Raiders are the greatest team in sports history. We will make a triumph come back sooner then most think.

Raider_wifee said...

*rolls out the red carpet for Kitty*

Thanks Kitty! It's good to know I'm not the only Raider fan blogger out there!