December 4, 2008

The Ex Factor

Hey blog fam I just ran across this article in the news that happened right near my job... like literally I passed the intersection 30 minutes before the coonery began.

It all started Tuesday evening and I watched what happened yesterday on the news and couldn't believe my eyes and the sheer stupidity of a men and women dating.

OAKLAND, Calif. -- Oakland investigators are blaming a fight over a woman for sparking a wild series of events that began with gunfire and ended in a car crash.

The trouble started when a 25-year-old woman and her 30-year-old boyfriend were driving on 73rd Ave. Tuesday night when they encountered the woman's ex-boyfriend in another car.

Police say the boyfriend fired a gun at the ex-boyfriend.

No one was hit, but that prompted the ex-boyfriend -- a 32-year-old San Francisco man -- to pursue and ram the new boyfriend's car with his car.


Folks do you know they ended these whole shenanigans with a fist fight in the middle of the street??? And the funniest part is that the couple were driving a Datsun while the ex (who rammed them) was driving a Caddy. Now the sheer physics of that is enough not to shoot at this nucca... LOL!

Now c'mon people.. unless somebodies private parts are made of platinum should you ever contemplate doing any of this nignant ish. Fellas.. what is the point of trying to kill the ex? He's an ex right? You hitting that 10 ways till Sunday and you should be happy you got the woman of your dreams on your arm.

*note* I'm embellishing the hell out of this with the adjectives - cause I seen ole girl... and she was no friggin prize I tell you.. more like the cereal box free magnifying glass you get that won't burn an ant *end note*

Please folks.. we must do better!


Eb the Celeb said...

The punani couldnt have been that good!

That's craziness!

n0days0ff said...

Omg there are some really crazy people in this world. Why shoot the ex? Its crazy what some of us fellas do over these women I tell you