Mr Wifee needs to "Wife" Wifee

From the request of N0daysoff.. I'm forced (just kidding) to give you more info on "Mr Wifee" - by the way he hates this name - so I'm going to update it and call him by his almost legal name "Krazy Kwame" The name fits him to a tee.. he's what I would consider my modern day caveman.. don't give him nothing to fix.. he'll just smash it and buy another.. but he always seems to have patience for his "kids".. and me of course.. you can't think it's easy to deal with me on a day to day, but he does and I gotta give hime props for that.

Krazy Kwame or KK as we'll soon call him has been taking his sweet time with getting my ring to me on bended knee. There are a few reasons why.. here's the jist of it in a nutshell:

• He has three children by two previous relationship (one marriage) and all are almost grown - the eldest being 19.
• Speaking of the "marriage" it was less than a year and done as one of those "I know we're too young, but let's get hitched anyway.. *smh*
• He got drunk before the wedding... ain't that a sign that you shouldn't be doing that mess?
• With this recession most of us are living paycheck to paycheck - savings is a thing for the rich folk
• His only brother finally married his "common law" wife after 32 years and then tried to kill her.. no seriously folks - I think this is the biggest fear he has.. not that he would do me bodily harm, but men are so stubborn about expressing their emotions and dude just snapped.

So with these things on his mind, it's hard to say when Wifee will actually be wifed. I know he loves me without a doubt.. I know he would bend hell in half to rescue me.. I know he would drink a Red Bull and sprout wings for me if he had too.. but this waiting is getting to me. We've had serious conversations, "not-so" serious conversations and everything in between. He still won't give me a definite date or an answer as to when he's going to pop the question. It's not even a question of "will he.." but more of a "when will he?" And what's making me even more anxious is the fact that my very best friend of 30 something years is finally getting married in the Domincan Republic next year after 5 years of dating. Isn't that the magic number? I mean how long should a dilligent faithful sista wait before she's proposed too? I'm not jealous about her pending nuptials.. I just always assumed that I would be the one to hop the broom first. On top of that.. I'm the eldest of 3 younger siblings... all have been hitched with the exception of one (and now even she can get married in the state of California)

So when in the hell is Wifee going to get her trip down the aisle? Advice readers???